in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
do u ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you
OH NO
PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC
/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE
/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM
/ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL???
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I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.
you (◕‿◕✿)
are (◕‿◕✿)
stressing (◕‿◕✿)
me (◕‿◕✿)
out (◕‿◕✿)
go away (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧