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The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

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rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

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concentration-lamp:

can-i-touch-ur-butt-since-i:

concentration-lamp:

I’m saving my 2013th post for the new year.

wasn’t this your 2013th post..?

Fuck.

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kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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inkys:

if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline

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fridge-logic:

spooky-spankings:

girl you must be betty crocker, cause ur making me

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I’m moving to Australia.

olbersparadox:

letterswrittenhome:

I’m sorry but fuck Obama.

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soolooxcoopter:

therestlessdead:

lord-kitschener:

Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”

I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.

why doesnt this happen

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